…tha f&CK???

So Friday night Fingers and I went to karaoke at "Jay's Sports Bar" with Big Stinky Baby (BSB for short) and his elusive pallies. I think it's fair to say that up until now (with the exception of a few), Fingers has been relatively sheltered from said pallies. So this was a new experience all around:

1) Fingers and I have never been to karaoke together.
2) Neither of us had been to said karaoke establishment.
3) Neither of us had met Christopher Walken or the $800,000,000 man before...

*ahem*

So, it turns out that BSB has some seriously good singer friends. It also turns out that these friends include a little person--i.e. a dwarf; the richest guy in the Hammer--who also carries quite a nice falsetto; and a man who looked so much like Christopher Walken, it was upsetting. I couldn't stop staring. I eventually said something to him, and he confirmed that he had in fact been told this before. And yes, isn't it uncanny. Still. Couldn't. Stop. Staring.

Also, here's a tip straight from me to you: DON'T use the ladies at Jay's Sports Bar. Words can't describe that kind of carnage.

p.s. And, no, neither of us sang. Fingers did reveal, however, that she's always thought the song was "Secret Asian Man"... Hmm... Don't judge her... She's new.